gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

legendxofxzach:

"I’m straight…"

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"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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mafiosasailorscout:

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend
joyoshie I expect things of you

DO NOT PUT THIS ON ME.TIS YOU THAT WILL SUPPLY MY MONEY

itstonybetch:


itstonybetch:

itstonybetch:

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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queenofthebaras:

people on tumblr r so sensitive they all be like

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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

wolf-cub:

I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world. 

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression