which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I get sexual satisfaction from proving people wrong
young Jessica Lange
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you